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What is a spiders favorite TV show?
"the newly web game!"
Why are spiders like tops?
"They're always spinning!"
 What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?
"I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!"
What do you call a big Irish spider?
"Paddy Long Legs!"
What does a spider do when he is angry?
"He goes up the wall!"
How do you spot a modern spider?
"He doesn't have a web, He has a website!"
What happened when the chef found a daddy long leg in
the salad?
"It became Daddy short legs!" |
RIDDLES
It
lives in the winter
dies in the summer
and grows it roots towards the sky?
answer; Icicles
Higher than a house,
higher than a tree'
Oh
what ever could it be?
answer; A star
Thirty white horses upon a red hill,
now the tramp, now they champ,
now they stand still.
answer; Your teeth
Runs all day and never walks,
often murmurs but never talks,
it
has a bed but never sleeps,
it
has a mouth but never eats.
answer; a river
On
my way to the fair, I met 7 jugglers and a bear,
every juggler had 6 cats, every cat had 5 rats,
every rat had 4 houses,
every house had 3 mouses,
every mouse had 2 louses,
every louse had a spouse.
How many were going to the fair?
answer; just me, the others are coming from the fair!
The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs.
How do the get baby peacocks?
answer; A peahen lays the eggs, both are peafowl.
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